Join a threesome

29/9/2010 |

A room full of four hundred people. A hum of conversation, coffee, biscuits. And you’re on your own. Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink. People, people everywhere and…

This situation is easy enough for some of us, like playtime. For others it’s like waiting to be picked for the team in the playground. Horror of horrors.

Try this. Pluck up a bit of courage and look for a group of three people. (But if you see a threesome standing really close and all three of them looking a bit intense, best to pass them by. They might be in the middle of some kind of deep and meaningful exchange.) Go up to them and say something like May I join you? Am I interrupting? As there’s three of them, the chances are that you can strike up conversation with one of them.

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